I have 99 problems and 5SOS are all of them

lysolwipes:

My life summed up in just two photos

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: niggas-in-panem / op: lysolwipes / reblog / 28 086 notas
ashtons-lolita:

lukehemmingssmut:

THIS JUST POPPED UP ON MY PHONE AND I’M CRYINF I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE IS SO STUPIDLY CUTE FUCK OFF

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ashtons-lolita:

lukehemmingssmut:

THIS JUST POPPED UP ON MY PHONE AND I’M CRYINF I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

HE IS SO STUPIDLY CUTE FUCK OFF

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: hotdamnaustralians / op: lukehemmingssmut / reblog / 10 492 notas

5sos + First Lines

(Fuente: trippycalum)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: calumswood / op: trippycalum / reblog / 7 712 notas

(Fuente: mukenope)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: calumswood / op: mukenope / reblog / 32 870 notas

calumfood:

98% of the 5sos songs: you are so out of my league, let’s fuck

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: luketimelow / op: calumfood / reblog / 2 811 notas
zouisblazed:

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zouisblazed:

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(Fuente: zouisblazed)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: fallenfor5sos / op: ofnjhoran / reblog / 8 531 notas
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: craicsbangerz / op: skinnyasianguy / reblog / 764 954 notas

gay4zayn:

Do you think Zayn regrets making his instagram public yet

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: craicsbangerz / op: gay4zayn / reblog / 6 614 notas

(Fuente: christmad)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: unaffably / op: jeuxdgm / reblog / 1 270 017 notas

stupid-fucking-rope:

shagmestyles:

There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”

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(Fuente: okaytrue)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: craicsbangerz / op: okaytrue / reblog / 339 881 notas

5sos + glasses

(Fuente: michaelcalums)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: calumhemmings / op: michaelcalums / reblog / 13 002 notas

(Fuente: pokec0re)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: unaffably / op: pokec0re / reblog / 335 514 notas
  • how my mother works
  • me: mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me: mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom: is this your cup on the table?
  • me: yes
  • mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Jul 18th at 8PM / via: craicsbangerz / op: masochist-ic / reblog / 581 328 notas

(Fuente: tommosloueh)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: craicsbangerz / op: tommosloueh / reblog / 7 074 notas

64px:

funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

(Fuente: lizardmultitude)

Jul 18th at 8PM / via: craicsbangerz / op: lizardmultitude / reblog / 216 650 notas